This is No Fairy Tale, this is the True Story that Begins with Jake Seven's Titties (ebook)

Synopsis 

This is the true story about Jake Seven, The Hawk and their body parts. Daisy & Daffodil, the two double D sister titties, are quite a pair. Daisy is an undercover police officer, while Daffodil plays traffic cop at their apartment on a playset. They live in Shroomie Land, which is ruled by Jake Seven's vagina, Princess Petals. Princess Petals rules over the shroomies and all of Jake Seven's body parts. She has a lover, whose name is Goliath, The Hawk's penis. They have quite the romance, but Princess Petals wonders why he never takes his hat off? The Alejandro Brothers are The Hawks A cup nipples. They own a ranch and the Left Alejandro has a dark secret. Too deep to share with his brother. The boys downstairs are The Hawk's Balls. They babysit Baby Bell, The Hawk's stomach. Browsie, The Hawk's Bum, paints in blood, but whose blood is it? Jig Poof, Jake Seven's bum and Baby Tum, Jake Seven's stomach, visit Browsie for spaghetti today. Baby Tum is afraid of Browsie, but why? Will you continue to read to find out?